by David in St. Louis

Gonna throw out some first impressions. Like to know how close—or far off—you guys think I am. (I’ve watched BB since Season 1). Would love your feedback.

RACHEL—my #1 favorite hamster. I’m sure I could have missed it, but I haven’t heard this girl bad-mouth or backstab ANYONE. She may have big fake boobs, but she seems like a sweetheart to me. For all the trash some of the skanks are constantly preoccupied with piling on her, I think it’s totally undeserved. That’s just me. I’m afraid (and sorry) that I think she’ll be the first casualty of the catty bitches and himbo posers.
BRENDON—my #2 favorite (also in danger). I really don’t get what the whole house has against him. Sure, he talks about himself a lot, but, like Rachel, I haven’t heard him backstab or trash-talk anybody, like the others. They all comment on his cooking (which he’s good at and very generous with). I think the other guys are jealous and scared of his athletic abilities and his smarts. The girls negative shit about him I’m totally clueless about.
ANDREW—he’s growing on me (#3). Really hated the crotch dive and all the masturbation talk, but when Rachel and Brendon clued him in on the others’ reactions to him, I think he’s genuinely been trying to be better and assimilate more. I think he’s really sheltered and lacks a mountain of basic social skills and common sense about how he comes across. I don’t think he’s long for the house either.
RAGAN—as much as this grates on me, I’m surprised he’s my #4. He’s a very bright guy and has moments of being very entertaining. A little too full of himself at times, I’m bothered that Britney has adopted him as her House Poodle. Wish he could see through her phoniness and love affair with herself.
KATHY—really liked her more at the very first than now (#5). Thought she was smarter. Don’t get why she’s on the “Hate Rachel and Brendon” train. Did I miss something Rachel or Brendon did or said to her? And sadly I don’t think Rachel or Brendon have any idea of the hatred and determination to get rid of them. Wish she’d smarten up some. I want to like her more really badly.
LANE—I had my #6 pegged as a real muscle-bound lugnut. I stand corrected. This guy listens to EVERYTHING, and remembers it. And he’s a pretty good judge of character (except his thing against Rachel and Brendon). I was cheering when he sort of called out Britney in the hot-tub, where she looked nervous and got real defensive. If he were to secretly pair up with Brendon instead of trying to get rid of him, they could be a force to be reckoned with. JMO.
KRISTEN—The biggest mystery in the house is my #7. She just sat and observed and listened to everyone for the longest time. And she really hasn’t said a whole lot even lately. Other that the twin bitches backstabbing and cat-scratching her verbally at every chance they get together, I don’t really feel I know her very well. She’d probably be my first guess for ‘Sabatour’.
ENZO—alright with the Jersey stuff already, #8! Hate the hat only a little more than the bad hair-plugs. (Rachel looked WAY cuter in the hat, by the way). I love his outspokenness and some of his humor, but don’t care for his overconfidence in how he’s gonna win the game and outmaneuver everybody. And he hangs with and trusts the skuzziest of the hamsters.
HAYDEN—smarter than I thought he was at first, #9 is still the meat-puppet for MATT and LANE. Doesn’t really make independent decisions. Agrees with whoever he’s talking with at the time. A less-cute, less-chiseled, and less-bright version of Nick from a couple season’s ago (the one who charmed Danielle).
MATT—HATE #10′s immense ego and overconfidence that he can run and control this game with his ‘genius’ MENSA crap. His superiority totally rubs me the wrong way. Admittedly cuter than Ronnie from last season, but just as annoying and egotistical. Unfortunately, I think he’ll be around a while.
MONET and BRITNEY—my #11 and #12. Catty, bitchy, backstabbing witches. Can’t stand either one of them. Thought they were both very pretty girl’s when I first saw them (Monet, especially), but they drape their asses on the bed in the HOH and badmouth everyone else in the house and talk about how disgusting and phoney everyone is. OMG, You bitches need to look in the mirror.
ANNIE—’Lucky’ #13. Get this sick little whiner out of the House as soon as you can. Monet and Britney talk about her all the time, and they are EXACTLY THE SAME kind of critters. Don’t trust a word out of her mouth to anyone. Always weird faces she thinks are cute and forever fishing for compliments. My second guess for ‘Sabateur’, but maybe that would be too obvious (except to the other hamsters).

That’s it. I’m sure I could be way off——-or close to the target. Don’t know. I’m enjoying the Season so far.

I really hope when they open up the lines for viewers to ‘guide’ the behavior of the ‘Sabateur,’ that Big Brother doesn’t make it some stupid and lame phone-in/text-in from idiotic multiple choice lists, like “Do you want the ‘Sabateur’ to A. hide everybody’s shoes, B. Put green food coloring in the slop, or C. start a rumor about three people having a Final 3 alliance.” I hope the suggestions will be wide open and that they choose some really GOOD suggestions from viewers.