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Big Brother 13 Episode 18 8/17/11 Recap – Zombies and Stalkers and Cornhole. Oh My!

August 17th, 2011 · No Comments

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We pick up after Daniele’s Nominations. Adam tells us this is his third time and he didn’t want to win most nominated. He needs to win the PoV. Rachel is excited she and Brendon aren’t on the block and credits it to deals they’ve made. Shelly is so angry at Rachel for her betrayal and lies. Daniele tells us the nominations keep her options open. If they stay the same, Shelly goes. If someone comes down, she backdoors Brendon.

Daniele begs Shelly not to hate her. She is not her target and Brendon needs to go. Shelly said Shelly told Porsche that she tried to get a Final three deal with Blechel. Once again BB shows us a clip proving that SHELLY is the liar here and she absolutely approached Blechel with a Final three deal. Shelly tells Daniele she is done with Blechel.

Adam’s turn with Daniele in HoH. He assumes she wants him to win PoV so she can put someone else up. She tells him that Brendon needs to go. Daniele tells us that if you aren’t with her, Kalia and Porsche, you are expendable to her.

The Couples assemble after nominations and then here comes Shelly. She says that Porsche told everyone that she tried to get a Final three deal with Blechel. Jordan then demanded they bring Porsche in to get this out in the open. Shelly said all this comes from Rachel. Porsche comes in and says that Rachel told her that Shelly wanted a Final three deal with Blechel but Rachel doesn’t trust Shelly so there wasn’t any deal. Rachel said that Shelly said if they voted out Jordan then they would be Final Three. Oh noes. Shelly will have none of that. She is such the creepy Jordan stalker. This got her so incensed that she would say anything of the sort against the angel known as Jordan. and then Brendon sold his fiancĂ© out and said Rachel wasn’t telling the truth even though Rachel absolutely is. Rachel said all of this comes from Shelly. Shelly told Rachel to stop looking at her because she isn’t going to intimidate her.

Shelly wears her sunglasses at night. So she can, so she can. Keep track of the Jefdan in her eyes. So the loser is wearing sunglasses to hide her little tears because she is so upset that someone would say she would dare say something against sweet lil Jordan pie. She tells Jeff she has been loyal to a fault. Jeff tries to calm the guy down and tell him that he knows Rachel is a liar.

They pick players for PoV. Dani got Jordan. Shelly chose Kalia. Adam got Jeff. Porsche was hosting. So Blechel are the only ones not doing anything. You could see the look of despair on Rachel’s face.

We will have some Have Nots this week. The choices are: Beets and bologna, Dates and durian. I don’t even know what durian is. So let’s google it. EWW! It’s a fruit but has a creamy filling and smells like stinky socks. The final choice is hard-boiled eggs and jalapenos. No way am I going with the later. I have a HB egg every day and it is excellent protein for the weight lifters. I don’t like jalapenos but know plenty of people do. I am going to go with the durian because I want to see what it is and it seems like the biggest punishment.

The PoV competition was a giant cornhole [or what we call here, Baggo] game. If you got it in the top hole, it’s worth one point. Underneath was a spinning wheel with different number values. The highest number each round was out and they would draw a prize. Everyone that goes out later can keep their prize or steal someone else’s.

Shelly missed the board the first round. Dani got it in the hole. Shelly was out and she got the PoV.

Dani again nailed the hole. Jordan was out and got 24 hours of solitary confinement but she would also get a phone call from home. Jordan decided to keep it. Then it dawned on her that maybe Shelly would want it to talk to her husband and daughter so offered it to her. Oh noes. Shelly’s obsession is now in overdrive. Jordan said she does have Jeff there anyway.

Dani again hit the hole in the third round. I so don’t want to hear anyone say they are better at anything than this girl. She beats you in endurance, skill and questions. She is the all-american of BB. Adam also hit the hole this time. [Sounds so dirty.] Kalia was out and got a Caribbean vacation that she decided to stay with. Blechel were so jealous and Rachel said there goes our honeymoon.

Adam begged Jeff to let him win PoV. Adam asked Dani if Jeff was safe. She said he is.

Dani decided to throw the fourth hole since she is hoping Jeff is going to throw it to Adam. Adam hit the hole again. Dani was out and got a PoV ticket which means she gets to play in PoV no matter what. She decided to keep it because that is the most important thing in the game. She said just ask Blechel. Made me laugh.

Jeff did throw the final round so Adam won PoV. But he only won by one point. and of course we have to hear him brag like he is all man when people had to throw it for him to win it. Jeff got $5,000 and kept it. Adam got a humilitard. He apologized to Jordan but had to take the PoV from her.

Blechel are upset and Rachel tells Brendon that she wants to go up because she thinks she would have a better chance. and she doesn’t want to be in the house without him again.

Daniele tells Jeff he is not on her radar but she is afraid that Shelly would go instead of Brendon. Jeff said he would rather Rachel go. Dani said no way. She is not as good at the game as Brendon is. Jeff tells us he isn’t sure which way he will go but he doesn’t want to go up so has to agree to anything.

Jordan got her humilitard which is green but she has to wear a pink tutu and fuzzy pink slippers. The front of it says “I’m with stupid” and the back says “kick me”. She has to wear her hair in pigtails and has a beanie on that says “dunce” and a propeller that spins when she walks. I don’t find it humiliating at all. She is adorable in it. But imagine if Adam had to wear it. THAT’S humiliating.

Daniele told Kalia her talk with Jeff and that her target is Brendon.

Shelly got his call with his husband and daughter. I thought his husband looked like a giant pussy. I loathe hom so much that I didn’t get choked up in the slightest as she was bawling. But Dani made me laugh when they all went to the door and she told Shelly he had three more hours but then they opened the door to let him out. The thing you may not know but 24 hours in the BB house is never a true 24 hours and they always get released earlier than they should.

Blechel tried to work a deal with Daniele to keep them off the block. Rachel asked if she has a deal with Jeff and Daniele denied it. Rachel asked if she would consider backdooring him or Jordan. Daniele just avoided the question. Rachel said Jeff is building an army and racking up money. Brendon swears they would be loyal to her to the end and thinks they can only make it to the end together. Brendon tells us if Daniele doesn’t put them up they will take Daniele all the way. Excuse me? Take HER? Daniele tells us that Brendon is the biggest competitor so it would be good to take him out but on the other hand she could have him and Rachel on her side.

Adam obviously saves himself because no one wants to be as stupid as Marcy. Daniele said that BB is a game of many twists and their twist is they have a zombie in the house they keep trying to kill and it won’t die. She nominates Brendon.

Shelly tells us Blechel will lie, cheat and scheme to stay or even promise their firstborn. Brendon said Dani will have a lot of fury from him if he stays and zombies keep coming back. Daniele said the only way to kill a zombie is to cut their head off and she cut Brendon’s head off and will have to deal with the zombie bride. Jeff said it sucks to lose an ally. He thinks he can trust Shelly but Brendon is a better gameplayer.

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